What kind of report is this? Are they for real or just messing with
people? According to this report, a man in San Francisco has legally
married his dog in a church officiated by a priest and witnessed by
family members. Read this bizarre story below culled from
Nationalreport.net
On Monday history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in
San Francisco as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage
took place.
Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the
ceremony. Joining him was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in
dog years. Mac also decided to be the groom but ended up wearing a white
veil at the last moment.
Father McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told reporters he
was extremely happy to be a part of this joyous moment of life. “This is
the definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred
than the bond between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale said. “Now,
since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of
California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and
everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would
receive. It’s a fantastic day to be alive!”
So how could this have happened?
In the book of California’s State Laws and Regulations there is a
little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in 1850.
According to article 155, paragraph 10, it clearly states:
If a man and a man can get married and a
woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human
and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of
the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!
In attendance was Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii to
witness the event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special
celebrity appearance was Alex from Stroh’s and Spuds Mckenzie.
“I just love my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get
back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh,
get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love
making is a big no-no,” said Horner. “People keep asking me why I wanted
to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that
every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me I can’t
marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with
gas issues. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I
know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there.”
With this wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books, one can
only ask what is in store next? A man marrying a toaster? A toaster
marrying a dog? A toaster marrying a toaster?
America, what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Tsk. Tsk.
Could this be true?
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